The wife of the born-again Christian husband in Kampala

The faithful wife of a born-again Christian husband is a very baffled woman. She will slap her cheeks with a bible So that she doesn’t laugh at the jokes of another man. Her husband, according to the wedding vows, will provide enough humor until death. She will hold her aching thighs together and pray for…

Since you attended my funeral, I’ll also attend yours

Since you attended my funeral, I’ll also attend yours. I’ll arrive just before the coffin Enters the church And join the line of weepers. Weepers, mind you, not mourners. Weeping is the physical evidence for facebook That people actually cared about you. But mourning… Mourning is the spiritual evidence That people actually cared about you….

Sseebo Gwe Wange (Sir, you are mine)

You pound me like the engalabi. I slap the wall to your rhythm. Sharp; Unforgettable; you are lightening. Subdued; I moan like thunder. Your sweat erodes layers of my sanity. I’m in a dream and shouldn’t wake I’m in a nightmare. Ssebo gwe wange! You are rough and prickly like a jackfruit but inside sweet…